Grimbeau

Scribbles

Big Red Bloomer

&,,.
wHy
(kNot)

Grimbeau

amaryllis

Wireless witterings

Rain clouds

Gather to shower

On the hour every hour

Amaryllis flowers

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Diet of Wormholes

Grimbeau

KHI-Fotokampagne 2008_Boboli

Mulls of Gawd grin slow

butt exceeding snailspace

Grub time encroaches

They call it slowmo Monday

Tuesday’s just salad

Wednesday’s shrivelled lettuce

Thursday’s undressed crab…

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Gong

SuN
(deaRth)
LyncH tUm

(m Y)
lumBago
Z(sin)g-PainZ

Grimbeau

faulk

We got twelve torsos

day tolling primrose and gold.

Syrup drips contemptuous

Nectar wrecking slurp insists.

No showers today so far.

Slowly feeling slow.

Chaotic anger.

Syrup drips voluptuous.

A barmy marches elsewhere

Looking for vittles

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bLurrB

primrose leviathane

S o yO u

fEe L

likE maKing A

maRk on tHe wOrld ?

(?)

!

A wuND wHat

(aLways)

pHew

heAls itSelf Up aFterWord

& NamE iT

(druM RoLL)

‘GUn(gee)Truckism’

~

OOoze aBoot dat den?

sUb-Genres inclUde:

fauX geNder flUid dad(Ahh)

(y a W  Nnn)

~

poStScryPtriPfliplinO

na(no-one)anism

algaerhythm & blu(es)

exPresto lipsti(ck) pUnk

miNdwipe cRing(e)WorthiEs

nobodYism

£$d

…tHat’ll do nIcely, siRe!

CatChy MonKey toO

a BB a n iCe n s d a Y

 

Mercurial Times

fuN ny PaPer(r) S
2xKwik-
G=gLance

henry flower

Pane#2

Zoot rays strobe Stockholm as Sweden Burghers rise up wreckful with smash up attitude.

The whole wode world spoofs a spreadsheet of posset and dross.

Valhalla orchestra plays misty for Major Sixty-Nine & his otter Abalone:

Human race factors at play again and again over time

History stopped at 6.37 GMT

Light crimson hand cream the emollient of top choice for kNutjobs

Shares in Cochineal soar like Anna Neagle.

Theft rash at Cannes: jewels to blame.

Ferrari elopes with Mercedes –

Dante fitted up – same old Dumbass yarn spun

Eccles cake bomber found in rural microwave:

‘Little Imps!’ said a fishbowl spokeshave weeping in his absinthe.

‘Mine’s a sweeper.’ Incoholic dribble drabble if one must ask.

Caustic soda fountains are good for you.

Indolent sex safer than casual sex:

Comatose Times.

Red shank racket exposed in wetland areas

after drone surveillance by Graf Zeppelin.

Turkish Delight found in Royal Jelly:…

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fA cUP fiNaL (FroNt eAr)

nose

DiD AnyOne Ever tEll

You (You look like The Dead Sea Scrolls!)

THat’s eXactLy whaT

I…Thum(b)pff!

(Owtch WassaTt orla bough?)

TourEtte’s 1: AsperGer’s niL

Renaissance

‘Yi y am
A Pas s
eN Ger

r r

R…

Grimbeau

eyelines

‘Just walks around sweating, does nothing but sweat…and fart. Yeah, sweating and farting, and grunting too. Sweats, farts, and grunts. The man is a disgrace!’ raged Nobby, hopping shrewdly on his good foot.

‘What did he ban you for then?’

‘I called him a fat, lazy, turd.’

‘I see.’

And Henry did see. He had discerned a pattern emerging since Nobby offered to stick a hot poker up his arse in July after a lurgy. Quarterly cycles, circadian rhythms, in-growing toenails, attention seeking behaviour, and six pints of Old Tharg each lunchtime had taken their grotesque toll.

‘ I’m going down the Zephyr from here on in.

Henry was confused.

‘You mean the Zodiac?’

‘Yeah. See you Sunday.’

‘Okay, Boss.’

With Flo away and Headcase post-traumatically shocked from a wolfhound goring Henry was all for the quiet life. Summer had been pointless, autumn dormant, and now with winter’s onset…

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bare naked lady

henry flower

The Old Man of Hoy at the Island Hoy (Orkney).

‘Hello…Flo! Are you in?’

Henry recoiled nearly dropping the enriched uranium in the chicken pellets. Of course he recognized the voice immediately, Gina: Gina Orbit, quite capable of talking her way around a sizeable planet, but somehow got stuck after the piano incident with her late chimpanzee, Alf. While sashaying through town a piano had missed her shoulder by six inches and landed plumb on her head, a detached g-string had severed Alf’s head. The piano was in pieces and Gina had got off lightly with primrose catarrh and mild headaches when she heard Grieg.

‘Flo! It’s me…Geeenah!’

Henry aborted his pastime, wiped the enriched uranium and put it back in the elephant’s foot.

‘Hello, Gina…she’s climbing the Old Man of Hoy and picking up some anchovies, probably be back at teatime Wednesday.’

‘Oh, it’s you Henry’ she said with remarkable powers of perception in one so thick. Perhaps…

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The Daily Grind

Grimbeau

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I rose and chose a coffee

from the selection of available

water based liquids.

With this I had a cigarette,

which I made myself:

harvesting, drying, processing leaf,

pulping paper in a big blue pail,

extracting gas from the bio mass

and flattening it to the required

denir aboard my

miniature steam roller.

An exhaustive process

often interrupted by the need

to release toxic waste

from the tee-pee

~

On arrival upstairs in my lift

the day was revealed as misty

and the streets sweat wet.

I dropped my lighter on the floor and left it,

vowing to retrieve it later

with my extended manual claw

that hangs from the hospital bed.

A cursory take on the news

clarified the extent of yesterday’s huge explosion in China.

Jim Al Kalili showed me around Sellafield

nuclear reprocessing plant and availed me of a

brief history of nuclear energy.

He looks very…

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Splosh!

Some
whERe
…a
dog
slEEps

Grimbeau

Flora Takes a Nap

So, mind is unravelled, wild vermacello reasoning, synapses fizz, associations of associations. Angsty: funny to the left of, not quite centre, achy uncomfyvibe. Jolt of jilted jollyfellow. Banjo, ukelele, zither, mandolin slicers: Whoa- hihosilva. Away. Halt.

Restless & feckless; turnoverturn; hide yerears and snuggling sure, ssh, sure…

Recklessly & festlessly fetchingly and carryingly penly, paper, cup, and ashtray from chair to bed and back again, never sorted satisfactorily speaking. Saturdynite; Worzbirtheven; head sort ails; factor fix ion; lean back, more meat Ona! Quark and Lard, larkquard. Gilly-Mot: Milly-Got: Golly-Mit: Molly-Git Milly gotta gwilmon. Toot Aussea, toot? Molly git migly log gimly glimmily.

Can’t see the cross in the mindsigh!

Flora & fauna!

Spring, springful Spring!

Colours, poor favour; sunbusting, teeming, running, jumping, coursing spring. Lively up yourselves. Don’t be nod rag. Salalsocalls for soundsand noises: bell, ringtone, beep-beep, pause, beep- beep…gedditto. Puce and greymauve plinthlight cabled. Left lug picks up microwavesounds. Raviolin. Ra-rah-rah-ra…penumbral whatsitsname: hyperbolaparabolatombolaspinbola…the thing lampshades do. Raviolout. Tinkle-tap-softchomp. Bolasalad with; goods tart…

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Satire is Dead

3069

Grimbeau

A feeling of tundra floods the changing room,

showers preoccupied by dirty, bloody,

foot resters.

How one bleeds, unaware of the stream and

puddle under the desk the surge of red

pumping rivulets,

veinfluid villa floor mosaic slopes

delta grouted runnel and gutter.

Nero’s noblest toerag spills his last.

Vomitarium graffiti states clear:

Petronius expired  here

0XQurFd

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Gascoigne- d’Ascoigne

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Grimbeau

Post meridian

my little cupcake commits

genocidal actions:

hangs a false lord

by the neck till dead;

visits the haberdasher

after a light lunch

of eggy surprises

deep fat fried in

grand larceny

and hair lacquer;

kicks and sniggers

a begging wastrel

when no-one’s looking;

and indulges in

radical origami.

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Tulip

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oPen

(Oak Lock)

Up

Wash(ed)

Chan g e (…d)

IN t o

A(a)

T u l i p

MiStah mOpp (Char-Man)

 

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SwEep

(duStpan & Bru(sj)sh),

WiPe

(scRim & ChaMois),

 scruB

(scour, raspish, Rubba)

pOlish

(wax &shine –BufF)

& TouCh-UP

(blushEN, sh(ine)y, finesSE

up porCh (rouge, glOSSy LipstiCk)

Well doNe Job(Pat pate thrice: p-p-pAT)

(Well Done®…!)

now you see it…

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Mad Bishop Berkeley

Completes this morning’s lesson

Rolls up the pulver parchment

Seals it with a kiss

& ties it up with

Emerald ribbon

Looks up

& finds the bird gone

 

GrimblEs

LOL-face-011

G O

gEt yErr – own ORanGe!!!

I’m gonNa scoFf the sofA

Watch (a)gog in awe

ChoKolat spo(unge) Bubs

Raspberry RipPle nipleS

GoOd enou(ff)gh to eat

MayFly sWifT shElf Life

FrYday the ThirTEent(h)H

All-daY gueYestEr(r)

D A y

Caesar

Iliad

I flEd,

I saW;

I blundered…

Kisss(?)

ssSh

(light bulb: thick cable)

gLipse(m)

zerO

lapSee

giFt

Wind

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wind rustles lilac

wind tickles leaves

wind slams door

wind will

wind

 

 

For Hire (or Rent)

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(Very) Short Bio:

Doolali Dickinson(FM)

Abode: seaShell inner Ball

called ‘Ned’ (Down to Earth Ball)

hahaha – a hook

Former reQuistioned luv

Of(t) Ts Eliot (ole zoo eyes)

Erstwhile ph(f)ilofax

karma c(antiC)urator

Kew Satanical Chimpdens

Clueless (eyElash) impala

Vlad to be fey (sunaway)

Sunshine superlube(p/t)

Occ: Craic Marketry

First (&last) Off(lic)ense

No reAm or rhyad

MonsAnto rAnta

BHS Santa

Doggaland

Avocado

(g)Luvvy lovE poe(ms) –

theMe tune(of) the week?

Who (pops-up) emerges

~

(f)lukewarm (i)gloop

Primordi(N)al

pea-GreensoUp(err):

~

Charlotta Bront’o

(chorus) Dour masQue

Slim€y deEp seD diveRs

~

wEll(over) wr-ought

Ex-cali(ban)bur,

Half-a-dozen

~

dewy fluey ewes,

siNister (ad) miNistEr

(left peg rigid) lame seer,

~

infant(icy idol) tooth slayer,

sabre dancer t y g ers,

scRunch up wild

butter cu(p)orchids…

~

Cha(O)os

Adpool

eVer

(so) vague,

(so) amor

(phophorph)ous.

More s(s)hut (speedwell) eyes

Forty-four (hazy motes)

Tiddly-ee-e-

Winks

Ickle lambs (c r)

EaT iV(I t)y

 

Knellow

mike

Angelus tinkles

watery ivory echo

dove limps

l o w

over paddy fields

~

Coolies  fuss duck

cussers murmur

mud suck squelch slop pop

coarse

c r o w

l a u gh t e r

~

Whiffy noodle soup

spoon sniff  juice

 salt’n

saison

p o a c h ed

c  o c  k-a-l e e k i e

No Milk Today

wEE
ee
P

Grimbeau

Fjak4qw

Take what you want

of the shrapnel

in the red caddy

get a pint of milk

I love you…

Breathe what you will

Of the saffron

In the green garden

Tear a gown of silk

I love you…

Touch warm yellow

Kites damp taut drogues

Fly me to the moon

Is there any change?

I love you…

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The Patron Saint of Savages

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Grimbeau

Derailed Sunday lunch on

Whacko Acapulco juice

Cinnamon sticks

Glum multitudes

Nosey aunties

Hoe are tings on googanbarra?

Hello! Nice to meet me

You too…over and over again

In short, I’m starving

Wrecked & Lazy…

Then

(as god is my judge)

Derelict Cucumberpatch

Appeared in a silver

Killer suit

How could one not swoon?

Tilly asked with oblique reference:

‘Was Ralph Richardson

As thin as that once?’Drunk

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Plush Sea

Pan
to

uM

Grimbeau

Orange Blossom Oolong Orange Blossom Oolong (Photo credit: vociferous.)

Faraway from oneself is asylum

Warm peninsula across the soft bay

Muscular air inhales orange blossom

Bare feet sorb enriching clay

Warm peninsula across the soft bay

Capricious zephyrs kiss mad bumptious hair

Bare feet sorb blood enriching clay

Chasing the light in yielding swift spangles

Capricious zephyrs kiss mad bumptious hair

Coursing the molten corrack nursing shore

Chasing the light in yielding swift spangles

Making mockery of eternity

Coursing the molten corrack nursing shore

Faraway from ourselves is asylum

Making mockery of eternity

Muscular air inhales orange blossom

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Petrichor

eye low
brow

ser(f)
:
eye high
brow
siR…

Grimbeau

IEmAlh

Nose down.

The Saint woke

nose down in a wood:

in a

a vast, dank wood.

Beeches & brambles.

He got up,

raised a knowing eyebrow,

and licked mulch from his

granite chiselled chin.

Petrichor,

he concluded wryly

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Dodo

dollops (calc palimino, smudged)

(Ulrika! Ulrika! Ulrika!

saddolands
iN
sHadow sans
meadooze
gall(ivan)t
midGe-trEe

#1 oil

Grimbeau

Enough is enough

Sad facts are to be faced up

Like stained cracked mirrors

as when sun subsides

or when

all days are none

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Bird’s Nest Soup

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Grimbeau

‘Weatherwise it’s

Dustpan ugly day…’

*

Found enlightenment

in sunshine running

a soap oratario

a sudden inlook

at the parts I play

in the loneliness yarn.

*

From Buddha to Alhasfa

Dillinger to Jesus

Costume changes.

And So do yours.

How fucking mad is it to

think that we are all

characters at play!

*

Shoot! That went quick

One moment conversation

Then it’s Old Beijing

Full of shit and twigs

Two thousand and eight

Was a good year for Birdnests

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rear window

shut:

eyes open
purple hill heather
opEn eyes

shut:

(B & wite)
decidUoUs
verd(yoke)ant

Trufflers
sWoon lilt poplars

SNiffsss

back 2

Grimbeau

Hitchcock got it tight

About technique and tricks

A plus sans change

Upon a boulevard

Made luscious blondes

Malstructured orders

Fall into two-take disorder

Two inch planks made order

Cary grant came through  of course

Wrestling a baby horse

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Snap(!)

…Kerrackle
&
POp

 

lattix

Grimbeau

Kodak caught the moment

Look! Say Cheese! Ugly

Your embarrassing neck

You now too can see

Appear in future times

Like Dr Who or Theda Bara

All it takes is

A blink of an eye

Like a pinprick second

Then magically

Scientifically

All the world is yours…

Birthdays, funerals, candles

Immortalised forever wrong

Stuck in sticky dust envelopes

Marked: ‘Audrey, what a treasure!

May, nineteen-seventy two.’

That was it, was it?

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wHere & NoW

 

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St
(ill heRe)

aRE
YoU

Errmm…?

 

(Mercury orbits

Sun tWo times Two)

 

…duNNo

REd WinD(miLL)

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Sun st.(a)irs lim(b)ps shuff les(s)

gropes…

Ascends

(pauses: carrion squirms)

remn(ants) ovum wilderbeast

biZarre crumpppled stiFFF

~

Cast off duds litter wet room

(cotton casuals, cheap fleeces, opal vest, timid boxers…)

forlorn mOwer man

(Wild One: Borneo)

Gazes B(l)anklet (at the) SCene

ConTemplating noTHing muSh

(sex, death, taxidermy…the usual)

me(an)while

down

b e l  O W

(cacoph – onia: brakes out)

LapiDateDcrow

croaks (winged-flesh wound)

Fi(R)st prO-Christian offaRing

fakes IT like a

Can-cAn

Oyster Cod

daisy (c)utters:
cUll?

bOund over

laWnmower
monK

Grimbeau

bedview

Hungry bard

Tub of lard

Ate the Shard

& Gherkin

~

PC Mod

Lazy sod

Missed him

Caught out shirkin’

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Can of(f) WorMs

 

 

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Can of worms t(itLE)

ALL the best

Jokes

(are) were strew(n)

Across

The

Cutting room lino

Shall we now move

Onto

OK (logically)

Go

(with t h e)

Flo…W

This (!)

iS

iImp

rot

ant

Hi

Livid Kyle Funkadelic

She said:
How does it feel to
Beef
Ed
?

Grimbeau

yellowfish

Breathe in octave,

in one voice,

the celebration of the fungus,

sharp light on water,

a trout called esther williams

has parasites on its whiskers,

they say: ‘shave this fish, shave this fish’

and slip under a fan dancing turbine

off for porridge & smokies.

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Curvy Limo

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Cast off April’s clout

Smelly old wives’ tale suffers

economy wash

trial by ordeal

~

Later in the week

(that is)

Herr Procrastinator honks

 to high heaven

dog sicks  upon carpet

&

couch potato olympian

(big gob minus trousers dude)

shouts commands

soused in

 insouciance

dreaming up new alibis

 

Clowns

M4

Traffickers

C

ollision:

C R  EE p

Ech…o

V

Psyche

bank hol(yo!)
Corridor

road

works a

Head(ache)

Grimbeau

At the jukebox

With a timid demeanour

Behind purple drapes

They, with needles and pins,

Listen to Sontag

English: Clowns against NATO.

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Siege Mentality (Slug Armada)

uggo

‘Mildermorn!’:

hum hispanic slugs –

Cortez the Cabbage Killer

stalks the wheelie bin

close back door

wide shut

; but first let out the

spilt milk bottle;

cheese crust silver crown

prized off ickily

stickily by thumb

Now!

my little plague rat

Get up them stairs

& shower; elsewise

you’ll be wearing gunge

of rancid seaside gannet

in a hole with a

contrarywise

Owl

Piershow

Bi-
polar
bear
; Plat

form2
Paddington
this is
p a dd ing tN

Grimbeau

Skegness pier

comfy?

Lundy bloody Lundy!

porphyry purple

leopard:

gatefold freezing

under dowdy woolly blazer

bracing beside steadfast seaside

hardy Skegness donkey

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Snowdrops

(Ears!)
have

?
W AL L S

Grimbeau

awesome_photos_collected_from_history_13

Four walls

do not a prison

make,

nor iron

bars a cage

there’s other

stuff

as well

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Road Rage

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O!
Happy
Daisies…

Grimbeau

With the lovers in a swoon, we all sang and parted
To the midnight of the noon where the chariots were parked.
Sat and set the gear, remembering the sidetracks,
Call her on the phone, thinking of my way back.
I came upon a servant and a man,
Calling at me to get the fuck aside.
I did not obey, and dragged him from his truck,
Threw him in the muck,
The servant off he took and went to tittle tattle.
The carthorse dashed way,
Dragging the old fella
Screaming to his death
And I got back in my blood–spattered chariot and went
Toward incest, blindness, and asylum

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How tim(e): Flu

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10.39:

Will(ye) he or won’t he(yo)

(s)even minutes to fill (in)

Up:

10.51…

Figure(#13)

galleons up path

(garden)

next door garden

(path):

bubsy plump (courgette)

brunette (once a Princess)

(sails billow)

Slowmo

Sashay (imp)

eerious…

~

Eleven

occl’ock  oot (ta space)

Big: Aud(rey)-dyna (murphy)

Pot(ato)

e

(talkheadphtea

rdropexplode-ing)

Spot(re)ification

Erik (a) Satie

Seek peace (here’ll do pro-tempo)

& (furthermOREover)

Q(uie)T

PhhhewW

The Glover’s Apprentice

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just as I stormed out

(stories of abrupt

departure & failed

reunion make up

this – my stock in trade)

all anguish became

fear & suspicion

(once again the guilt of the

victim who has always had

enough)

~

The only blood spilt

was as ever mine

yet I was in the wrong just as

ever I was before for as

long as I could remember

~

There were my motives

always questioned and

wistfully approved by those

who held the sway over things

at that particular time…

(to be continued…)

Grike Water

Earwig-Oh
earwiggo: ear

wgoo
erewhig

ooh-oh
ear whig go

ere wig o
eer wig oooo…

Grimbeau

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Some primitive chanting

Lightens my day

Considerably

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Ali-Ooop! (La)

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Spurts (crumbs!)

after (post) noon

Tai chi medicine (ballet)

Sugar (candyfloss) plum

Hobbyhorse (barber’s sugarstick) whrligiggl

AJDBRCHSSD(TIC)AAJJIDSCHUSss

Options left open (both ends burning)

Orange (segmented)pith & zest

Sssszzzlick spillage

(sudden) rushing blood

Learnt forget foulness

Sanguinity (crimsom kingsmen) surge out

Falstaffian (Buster Bloodvessel) rogue

Put a sock o(n) it

Nelly (kuh) dem Oliphant

Eeek! A mousey (Jeremy)

Free range (horse whisperererer) hard boiled oeufs

Never (chronological tome) overcook

Quench poached water (mill on’ t floss)

PS Eliot (Gorgeous Gorge)

 

 

 

half full empty

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What game’s a’snook!

Walk around and do silly

things while you can

Indistinct scribbles expose

Black pudding crusty white rolls

Tetchsome evening

Browbeaten lodestar blisters

Plastic lasagne oven chips

Coffee trough ill mooded quaff

Paraphrasing shake spoon guff

Grapes camembert olives squid

Orange stilton bag of crips…

Unbalanced eating habits

Skew whiff your gloomy humous

 

Green Scarabesque

Midnight Lamp

Conundrums scatter

splatter pellets eavesdropping

incendiary devices

hailstrom rakes still night

tickling all living all dead

~

Jade scarab beetle

Rattles gentle window pane

Psyche delivers nights

Between prayer and thought

Dwells mystical abundant

~

Incidental wireless

Wishes you were here

Butterfly shadow

Breaking up frozen window

Separating the pair of you

Here is the measure of my dreams

Green synchronic broach

 

Bagpipes

bigfoot6cz-779878

Issacolcru

Typtotnshallytag

assugggerly

day de

Asstep witma mit

ma cromark

vrom dem

I’lls

Sparrow

Cgj5LJBWgAAEWo9

Sparrow flaps rapid

suspended animation

fleeting scant attention

sparrow yaps its cold outside

‘Let me in at your widow…’

Once your course linear

Now mere delusion

Duped by pale grey light

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